Aquarius (January 20 — February 18):
Large bat squishmallow (2.5 feet tall)
Pisces (February 19 — March 20):
Bisexual wall
Aries (March 21 — April 19):
3 by 4 foot whiteboard specifically for drinking game rules
Taurus (April 20 — May 20):
“Riddler” shrine
Gemini (May 21 — June 20):
Man tapestry
Cancer (June 21 — July 22):
Old beat up shirt of my dad’s that I wear to bed as often as possible
Leo (July 23 — August 22):
Ken + Ken Jr.
Virgo (August 23 — September 22):
Dead flowers from a year ago
Libra (September 23 — October 22):
Blorbo tree
Scorpio (October 23 — November 21):
Salt and pepper shakers
Sagittarius (November 22 — December 21):
M-b**** shot glass
Capricorn (December 22 — January 19):
Actually nice posters