So did you here the one about the spirit down at the club near Dalhousie University?
He was on guard there; as a “ghostbouncer!”
When a ghost throw’s down on the dance floor, he jams out to:
“It’s going down for the un-reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!”
So one Dalhousie ghost says to another: “Hey! Some investigative reporter just let our secret out in the gazette!”
The other one replies: “I know right? It sucks the vermin infestation excuse did not work! That guy “ratted” us out!”
When one Dalhousie ghost’s girlfriend broke up with him, he locked himself in his room and played the song:
“Why you gotta be so Ghoul?”
When the ghost had his tail between his legs, he was spooked!
What is a ghost’s favourite Pokemon?
The Unknown….